Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach