Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach