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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach