Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach