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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach