Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach