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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach