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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach