Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach