Bach Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!