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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

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Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach