Bach Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

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Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.