Bach Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes More Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Bach Bach Jokes More Bach Bach Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!