What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.