What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.