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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!