What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!