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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.