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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!