What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.