Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.