What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!