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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow