What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak