What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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A stereotype

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow