You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
Steal a chicken
Crucifried
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Start from scratch.
Start from scratch!
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
