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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow