What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.