What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.