What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!