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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.