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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!