What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.