What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak