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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow