What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!