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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!