Vulture Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.