The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
As far away as possible. shameful
They only ever have carrion baggage.
A head banger.
Carrion my wayward son
Carrion luggage
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Because they're always Stalin
About 6 hours.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because he was Messi
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
He was stuffed.
A turkey
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Sir Charge
A bannister always pays his deafs.
Pay him for the pizza.
