What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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They go on pignics.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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Because one more would be too farty.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

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