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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

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