What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!