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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.