What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.