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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.