What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!