Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.