Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.