Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified