Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.