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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.