Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch