Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!