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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation