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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.