Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)