Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars