What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.