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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!