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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.