What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.