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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!