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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door