What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe