What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"