What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.