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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst