What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door