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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario