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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again