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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

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What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again