What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!