What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.