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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!