What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"