What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!