Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.