Coach Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish?

Testosteroni.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How was my soup?

Souperb.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.