Coach Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

B Jokes More B Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

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A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.