To get his quarterback.
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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Not enough leg room!
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Coach
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
Coach.
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Her coach was a pumpkin
I want my quarter back!
To get his quarterback!!
A Sandy Hook survivor.
He was having a midlife crisis
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
I dunno, ask the Kids.
They'll tell you
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
He got crossed up.
Because he can't make 3's
Because it was a gun-free zone
Because he got there before the hare.
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
You take away its tiny brooms.
Receiving heads of state.
Its a part Tide