What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?