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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

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This is non-cents!

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Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!