What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.