What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!