How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!