How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!