How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.