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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.