How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents