How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.