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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents