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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!