Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search