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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...