Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.