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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.