Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

How does a German get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!