Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.