Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...