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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.