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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.