Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!