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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"