Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"