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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"