Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.