Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.