What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.