What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.