What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.