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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.