What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.