What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.