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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running