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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite