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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.