What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.