What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)