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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.