What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!