What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!