What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.