What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)