What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.