What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!