What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)