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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8