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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8