I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you