I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.