I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots