If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.