Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.