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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are