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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."