Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.