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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK