Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
In the punchlines.
Weights
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Oh wait, there is.
He had no patients
Wait I freed?!?!?
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Pho queue
For the watch.
They pasta time.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
Q
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
I'll tell you later.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
He has to wait for the verb.
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
Because they have little patients.
Punchline
Wait.
A barbecue
Ten minutes.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Wait, I can explain everything!
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Just wait and they'll tell you.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
A car.
Wait until he's finished.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
He waits at the next station
He had to wait in a Q!
Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!
Pho queue.
Wait at the buzz stop.
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Wait at a buzz stop!
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
The punch line...
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Wait until it ripens.
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Just waiting for Ronaldo
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
I'm stoked!
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
He was a little pail.
Because they're too cagey.
They like it!
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
I feel abominable.'
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
The Broncos' center
A frog. It croaks every night.
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!
