Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
In the punchlines.
Weights
He had no patients
Wait I freed?!?!?
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Pho queue
For the watch.
They pasta time.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
Q
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Still waiting to hear back from an admin.
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
I'll tell you later.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
He has to wait for the verb.
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Because they have little patients.
Punchline
Wait.
A barbecue
Ten minutes.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Wait, I can explain everything!
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
A car.
Wait until he's finished.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
He waits at the next station
He had to wait in a Q!
Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Pho queue.
Wait at the buzz stop.
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Wait at a buzz stop!
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
The punch line...
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Wait until it ripens.
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Just waiting for Ronaldo
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Please wait...
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
You keep it waiting for three hours!
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Why do we have to do all the work
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
He waits for it at the next stop.
Wait for him to give it back.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
No, wait.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Waiting for a bus.
A pretentious connoisseurous.
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
They have very little patients.
Blame it on the night
Make blonde jokes!
Because they, like, can't even!
A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
The conductor.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
He went to the second-hand shop.
A battle dwarf
Because the steaks are too high.
