Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
In the punchlines.
Weights
He had no patients
Wait I freed?!?!?
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
For the watch.
They pasta time.
Q
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
I'll tell you later.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
He has to wait for the verb.
Because they have little patients.
Punchline
Wait.
A barbecue
Ten minutes.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Wait, I can explain everything!
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
A car.
Wait until he's finished.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
He waits at the next station
He had to wait in a Q!
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Pho queue.
Wait at the buzz stop.
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Wait at a buzz stop!
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
The punch line...
Wait until it ripens.
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Please wait...
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
You keep it waiting for three hours!
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Why do we have to do all the work
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
He waits for it at the next stop.
Wait for him to give it back.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
For the watch
Keep it waiting.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
Wife: Please go wait in the car
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
It was time to split.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
Don't look I'm changing
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
