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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.