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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station