Punchline
Because it was making him moody.
Adidos!
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Pho queue.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
