Punchline
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because most people have pianos
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Life
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.