What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car