What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.