What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Which number confuses people?

82

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.