What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license