What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license