What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.