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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

Haunt License Jokes More Haunt License Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license