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What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.