What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Who's there! Brent! Brent who?

Brent out of shape!

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.