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What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.