What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!