What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!