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Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)