Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.