NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
He was a square.
San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)
Sandy ego.
The pancakes was flattered.
At the beach in San Diego.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout
A Carmen Sandy Eggo
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo
A belchin waffle.
Carmen Sandy Eggo
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Because he fainted.
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
They both crumble under pressure
Uppsala
We don't know, they've never tried it.
My shower gets turned on by me.
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Never fired, dropped once.
Because they always turn out in-bread.
Ken came in a different box.
When my problem is my face!
A bear faced lyre!