Waffle Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

You might also enjoy:

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Carmen Sandy Eggo Jokes More Carmen Sandy Eggo Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Crumble Jokes More Crumble Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.