You're hired" "Not guilty"
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
You hear about them but never see them
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)
Could they not hire taller dancers