What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.