What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches