How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.