How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.