How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?

My pop is bigger than yours!

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.