How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What tastes good?

Popcorn.