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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Who won the race?

Society.

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!