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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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