Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.