Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.