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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.