What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.