What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!