What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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