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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?
A chatterpillar
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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?
The eyes, cause they di-late.
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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
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