When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

Their lips are moving

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.