When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.