What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Law-suits

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"