What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!