What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!