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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"