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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!