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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.