Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.