Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.