Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets