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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign