Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.