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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots