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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.