How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.