How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.