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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.