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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots