What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.