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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!