What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!