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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes