What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry