What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.