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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.