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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.