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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

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What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"